Dahlia's Desserts: Sapphic by Renée Dahlia
Author:Renée Dahlia [Dahlia, Renée]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Bonus, Collections, Epilogue, Erotic Lesbian Romance, HEAT LEVEL: Hot & Steamy, Lesbian Romance, Short Stories
Publisher: Renee Dahlia
Published: 2023-08-31T04:00:00+00:00
Outwitting The Devil
A Halloween inspired short story based on the Devilâs Bridge myth.
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Enfys couldnât believe this. How bloody rude. It was so typicalâapart from that one interesting day in her lifeâthings tended to go wrong for her.
âWhy am I here?â In hell.
âYou died.â The Devil answered with a smug grin. She hadnât changed much since the day sheâd built Enfys a bridge forty-two years ago. Enfysâ initial surprise that the Devil was a woman had disappeared quickly. When the bridge was built overnight, the shock on the Devilâs face when Enfys sent her dog, Glas, across the bridge first had kept Enfys warm in the cold Welsh winter nights since then. Smug satisfaction went a long way when she missed Glas. Sheâd never been able to get another dog.
âI expected to be in heaven. I lived a simple life and helped the monks when they needed.â
âYou donât belong in heaven. Itâs for dullards and do-gooders. Itâs for the people whoâd rather judge others than do anything useful.â
âExcuse me?â
âClever old ladies who trick the Devil belong here with me.â
Enfys sighed. âDamn it. If Iâd known that Iâd end up here anyway, I wouldâve walked over the bloody bridge that day.â
âBut where is the fun in that?â The Devilâs grin was starting to piss her right off.
âCan I at least see Glas?â
âWho?â Although the Devilâs expression communicated that she already knew who Glas was and why Enfys might want to see her dog after so long.
âMy dog. You had better have looked after her.â Enfys would rather have sacrificed the cow than Glas to the Devil that day. Just another impossible choice the world had thrown at her. And now it didnât matter anyway.
âGlas is well. You can see her on one condition.â
Enfys could play the same game. âIs this a negotiation?â
âNo. Last time I negotiated with you, it didnât go well.â
She couldnât quite hold back the swell of pride that puffed out her chest. âThe bridge you built is very sturdy. Impressive.â
âThank you.â
âI would like to see my dog. What is your condition?â
âShare with me your deepest desire.â
Enfys scoffed. âI told you, Iâve lived a simple life. What could I possibly desire?â
âThe same things all humans desire. Food and Shelter, Safety, Love, Respect, and Dreams.â
Enfys cackled. âWhat is that nonsense? What do you desire?â
âA crafty old woman to warm my bed. Itâs lonely in hell and Iâve been waiting a long time for you.â
âAm I to feel sympathy for you?â Enfys wanted to know what the Devil was actually asking.
âSympathy is unnecessary.â The Devilâs eyes glowed bright red. âAny other questions?â
Enfys had plenty of questions. âThe monks would be surprised to see you.â
âWhy is that?â
âThey assume you are a man.â
The Devil snorted and little tendrils of smoke twirled out of her nostrils. âI am the Devil. People see me in the form they choose.â
Enfys frowned at that; did that mean that the Devil was a woman because she wanted that?
âI see.â She didnât. She was merely an old woman from a small village in the backwaters of Deheubarth.
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